holus bolus

anyone else remember that time when there were two dr. dres? that whole “ed lover” thing vs. snoop dogg? it was a tumultuous time. i need consultation with others who also went through that.

i look forward to an election when instead of people saying “dude, did you hear he’s a muslim?” they say “dude, he’s a full-grown man and he still believes in god?!?”

this is the first post, and i wish it were more astounding that it’s probably going to be. i’ll add more entertaining content soon. i need to buy a scanner.